The greatest tweak ever?

Misshaped eardrums caused by a misshaped anus...*long stare into the middle distance*

*sigh* Up to now, the only cause is by having one’s entire head involved, the former into the latter....which promoted higher than normal dB levels, which triggered liquification of the contents of the GI tract ...

Which generally caused a rather explosive episode...and I’ll let y’all draw whatever conclusion about the concussions caused....😏

Obviously, one could consider that this is what befell our friend, the celebrated Mr. K, who we all rally ’round when gifted by his company and enthralled by the insights involved.

However, the experience seems to cause some a similar range of symptoms that relate to the whites of ones’ eyes turning brown, nostril blockage, and clenched lips....

Thanks, @artemus_5 ....a whole new set of (Covid?) ’long form’ backlash to try to ignore....😬

riccitone.....I believe you may hear a few extra trumpets, if you follow your stated procedure.

The OP mentioned “heathens” in his monologue opening, and I’m never one to shy from that descriptive.

Do I need to wrap my house in aluminum foil so the gamma, cosmic, radio, etc waves won’t constitute an interference…?

This Australian man came up with a foolproof methodology to determine if there are sharks in the water of any beach you were about to swim in. Scientists were dumbfounded at the elegance and simplicity of his method and could not dispute its effectiveness. Want to know what it was?

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You walk up to the water. Bend down and scoop up a little of the water. Put the water to your lips and taste it. If it tastes salty, there are sharks in the water.

I believe in some humans there’s also a connection from the anus to the vocal chords.