Bad experience with an electrician


I tried dating an electrician.  She said we could never find common ground.

erik_squires

How many "Country Music" bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

1, no 5, no it's 1, no, it's 5, no! it's 1, no!, it's 5 

a little musician humor for you

“If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.”

― Dorothy Parker

"Waiting For the Electrician or Someone Like Him" came out in 1968...man...I'm REALLY getting old... 

Sad musician humor from the 80's:

 

"What do you call a drummer?"

"Unemployed."

Computers and drum machines destroyed pop music. 😢