@curiousjim I never found the Zerostat worked well on those fortunately few LPs that got static. But a few times it was so bad a small crack could be heard when the edge of the disc was earthed. I bought a Nitty Gritty years ago and still have it. It cleans the few discs I need to clean very well.
But I have never had the problems you cite with new records. Yes some had pressing faults you could see and I sent them back. What kind of cartridges and arms have you used? I did find when I changed to MC years ago from Shure V2 and V3 that the surface noise diminished a lot. That was because tracking at 2.5g is a lot more secure and cut through a lot of the crap compared with floating around at 0.95g which was Shure's boast when the idea was to reduce tracking weight as low as possible. I recall Beograms had light tracking force. A silly idea - none of my records has ever worn out - except my original Blonde on Blonde that I played incessantly in 1966 and beyond on my father's Garrard with a flip-over cart, massive 'needle' and a spring applied tracking force that must have been at least 3-4g. I've got lots of other BonBs now, but that was an original mono bought on the first day, hard to find now.