@digsmithd - @ghdprentice - @rocray - @waytoomuchstuff
Thanks for all the suggestions, serious and otherwise. I've kinda blown the motherload on the components, went way over budget so I don't have a lot of cash left over for $800 cables.
Maybe instead of the clothes dryer, shrink tube, conduit and a pipe bender, I'll just pick up a can of white spray paint.