The "Very Best Record Cleaning Formulation"


The "Very Best Record Cleaning Formulation"

 

I am providing this formulation for all who are interested in the very best, and can be proven and demonstrated to be the "Very Best". It can easily be made from available ingredients. On the surface, it appears to be very simple. However, it is based on extensive complex chemistry along with precise mathematical calculations and verifiable data.

 

You may use it with absolute confidence and be truly assured that it is beyond doubt the "Very Best". You may use it for your personal needs. Or, archival entities may use it for their purposes with confidence. Or, you may choose to start an enterprise that makes and packages quantities as either a "ready-to-use" or a "Semi-concentrated" version for sale and distribution knowing that nothing better exists. You have my blessings and encouragement with one condition. And, that is, that the pricing represents a "fair margin", and, not an obscene gouging, typical for such products.

 

Initially, I had prepared a presentation that briefly introduced myself, and provided the thought processes, design parameters, and the necessary basics of chemistry, physics, and mathematics to assure you and allow you to be absolutely confident in this formulation. I made a considerable effort to keep it as simple, but, also as thorough enough to achieve this confidence. However, that presentation entailed 5,239 words, typical of such a requirement, however, unacceptable in length by this website forum.

 

I have no option other than to offer the formulation as a 100% parts by weight version suitable to produce 1 Kilogram of the cleaner, and, invite you to question me about any aspect of the formulation.

 

Professionally, I am a Chemist, more specifically a Polyurethane Chemist. I have a Doctorate in Chemistry as well as two other Doctorates and a M.B.A.. I held prominent positions in significant corporations before being encouraged to start our (wife and I) manufacturing facility servicing those I previously worked for. We started, owned, and fully operated this business. We eventually obtained 85+% Market Share in our sector in Medical, Automotive, Sporting Goods, and Footwear areas before retirement.

 

The Audio Industry is extremely technical and many brilliant minds have contributed their talents over the decades in order that we may enjoy music today as we choose. Like many other technical industries, those of lesser minds and values invade the arena with their "magical" inspired revelations and offer their "magical" ingredients and items to all at extremely high prices. They promise that if only we are willing to part with our money - they can provide these items to you that make your audio system sound as if the orchestra, or vocalist, is in your room with you. And, after all, "magical items" must be expensive, otherwise, they would not be "magical".

 

This disturbs me enormously, and, it is for such reasons, I feel compelled to provide realistic and truthful information that conforms to basic Engineering, Chemistry, Physics, and Mathematical Principals in those areas with which I am very knowledgeable and familiar.

 

          "Ultimate Record Cleaner Solution"

 

   Ingredient                                          Amount by Weight (Grams)

 

Distilled Water                                     779.962

 

Ethyl Alcohol                                       220.000

 

Tergitol 15-S-7 (Dow Chemical)            0.038  (Approx. = 2 Drops)

                                                         1,000.000

 

Important and/or Relevant Criteria

 

1.)  Distilled Water ONLY. Do not use deionized, tap, rain, or spring water. Distilled Water is readily available in most grocery stores. Check labeling to be certain that it is distilled and not deionized. The pricing is comparable.

 

2.)  Ethanol must be purchased at a "Liquor Store" or a "Liquor Control Board" that is suitable for human consumption, and the appropriate taxes must be paid. This assures that the alcohol consists of only Ethyl Alcohol and water. You need to purchase the 95+% version, also known as 180+ Proof. NOTHING ELSE is acceptable. (100% Ethyl Alcohol is not available under "normal" circumstances). Denatured alcohol from a Hardware Store or elsewhere is PROHIBITED, as well as ANY other alcohols.

 

3.)  Tergitol 15-S-7 is made by Dow and is available on the internet in small quantities from Laboratory Supply Houses such as Fisher and Advance, etc.. I have no affiliations with either Dow Chemical, or Fisher, or Advance. You MUST use Tergitol 15-S-7 ONLY. No other Tergitol product is acceptable for this designed formula, and you need to acquire the undiluted form only.

 

4.)  The above cleaner formula will result in a non-foaming (VLF) Surfactant Formulation that exhibits the following:

            Surface Tension of 28.5 dynes/centimeter @ 20 C. (68.0 F.)

            Surface Tension of 28.2 dynes/centimeter @ 25 C. (77.0 F.)

 

5.). A Surface Tension of 28.5 dynes/centimeter is Remarkable and will properly clean records of all organic soilings, and all oily substances, as well as very significant amounts of inorganic soilings.  This available Surface Tension coupled with the Azeotropic Characteristics of very rapid evaporation and spotless drying occur because of the selection of Ethyl Alcohol and the very specific concentration determined as 22.00% p.b.w., further improves the products abilities.  The "Ease-of-Use" and "Spot-Free" results are to be accepted.

 

6.). Be aware that an "ideal temperature of use" also exists for this formulation.  And, that reasonable temperature is 40 C. (104.0 F.). Further increases in temperature offers no improvement, therefore, confirming the proper use of the term "ideal". I mention this not because of of any substantial improvement, but, only to be aware of its’ existence. And, if you have a choice to utilize a room that is warmer than another, select the warmer room closer to 104.0 F. There is no need to elevate the temperature of the records or the materials. Simply be aware that 104.0 F. Is ideal.

 

If interest is expressed in this submission, I am willing to provide additional submissions regarding other materials, and, other areas of interest.  Such as"Best Contact Substance", "Best lubricants for turntables", " Better Dampening Materials" for turntables and tonearms, and, most significantly, "Best" material for "Turntable Platter/Vinyl Record Interface" usually called "Record Mats". The last item will certainly disturb many individuals and anger many suppliers.

 

Whatever I may contribute is substantiated by Science and Testing, and Verifiable. Science has no Opinions. Opinions in these matters are best reserved for those who rely on their imagination and wishful thinking.

 

Also, I have no vested interests in this Industry. Simply possess some scientific knowledge that also relates to some aspects of the Audio Area, and I am willing to share that information if requested!

128x128wizzzard

 

Oh, I’m not offended @wizzzard , and don’t consider your case against Walter Davies’ ethics to be proven, nor that he even has an "other side." Even if Last products are what you or anyone else may consider grossly over-priced, that is not (to me at least) what constitutes a lack of ethics. Greed perhaps 😉. Now mis-representing the ingredients of a liquid product is an entirely different matter.

In a trial the jury doesn’t render a verdict after hearing only the prosecutor’s case against the defendant. I don’t consider the case you make against Last Record Preservative and/or Walter Davies to be proven just because you say it is. I prefer to withhold judgement until the defendant has presented his rebuttal.

You state a lot of opinions---and have reached conclusions---that you expect everyone else to accept as facts. You use cold, hard numbers to make your case, with which I have no problem (to me the most important information contained in Stereophile reviews is John Atkinson’s test bench findings). But I don’t assume your information to be correct, or even complete.

You obviously consider your numbers to be irrefutable proof of another’s lack of ethics and honesty, and seem to relish revealing that fact to the world. You remind me of Peter Aczel 😉 .

@bdp24 

cc:    @mijostyn    @ljgerens 

                                        “ I state NO opinions

And I encourage others to refrain from voicing their opinions as much a possible, and to refrain from repeating the opinions of others as well.  I intended this Forum to be as factual as possible.  Not only pertaining to myself, but desiring and requesting it of others as well.  In essence I can state that it is “The Prime Directive” of this Forum.  With regard to questions, that is an entirely different matter, because ALL QUESTIONS to me will be considered.  There is no such thing as a bad question!  I am not Ghandi, who could make such a remark.  I had indicated this, as of day one, in my original post.

This post was intended for Mijostyn and Ljgerens.  I included you because I recalled that you had a high regard for Walter Davies, and expressed your esteem of him on several occasions.  I believed it was necessary to express my sincere sorrow to you independently because I was a messenger / bearer of disconcerting news to you.  And, I also wanted you to understand.  As former President Bill Clinton famously and frequently stated:  “I feel your pain”.  I thought I was being nice to you by sincerely expressing my feelings to you.

You have somehow managed to misconstrue and subvert my sincerely into something sinister.  It is impossible for me to understand you, and how you have managed to contort my messaging to you.

If you wish to cling to the verisimilitude that Mr. Davies provided you - that is your choice.  And, you can continue to live in “your reality” of events if you so choose.  But, please do not dismiss the FACTS provided to others that read this Forum as “opinions”.  I take umbrage with your statements regarding my convincing display of revelations regarding the respectability of a particular firm because of their pricing of products, but also with regard to their claims that are disproven by their own admission in their patent submission.  I relied on only the information provided in the patent and the actual ingredients used and the foundational functions provided by the manufacturers of the products that are actually used.  And what is consistent with all known Technologies including especially the Chemistry involved.

If you choose to remain oblivious to the actual realities - that is your choice.  But, do not be gratuitous towards others that have read the post and sagaciously been revealed a realism of which you disapprove.  You can not and should not insult the intelligence of all the others that read this Forum that are seeking correct data and information.

Because of your one personal experience with one individual many years ago, you can not totally dismiss all scientific evidence presented by either myself or others, and refer to actual proven FACTS as opinions.  Your dismissiveness is unacceptable.  If I can not address you with a sincere regret, I do not believe I can ever relate any accurate information to you.  Perhaps, others can, and, perhaps they may make an attempt, but, as far as I am concerned, I need to proceed to respond to others that are awaiting a response from me to their questions.  But, I needed to make one last attempt, otherwise, I would regret that I did not try sufficiently enough to allow you  to understand.

                                     “No more soup for you”

Wizzzard 

 

@wizzzard 

I guess human noses are not all that accurate. It must be the fluorine that has a characteristic odor. They are all very volatile substances. As for the "lubricant," is that volatile also or do you think the concentration is so low I could not see it on the slide. I was always talking about the preservative which predates the cleaner by several years. 

The high pricing of the LAST products is another method used frequently on the audiophile community to convince us that something really works or sounds better. Ridiculous pricing should always set off alarm bells. 

I apologize for not being completely accurate, but the end result remains unchanged. LAST preservative is a rather typical audiophile aimed scam. When a product makes claims that are very difficult to validate, alarm bells should go off.  

 

@mijostyn 

As I stated in a previous post these perfluoropolyether lubricants are typically only a few nanometers thick. Assuming the LAST record preservative is a similar thickness, you would not be able to see it on your slide.

@mijostyn 

cc:  @ljgerens 

Regarding your post Today at 12:00 PM.  You are able to detect the difference in odour between Fluorine and Chlorine in their "Elemental Stage" which is as a gas, however, it is extremely difficult, or, rather more as impossible to detect a difference  in aroma as a Fluoride and as a Chloride.  So, there is nothing wrong with your nose.  Perhaps, a very well trained "nose" may possibly be able to detect the difference, but, even that would be exceptional.  Therefore, there was no error on your part.  I only wanted you to be aware, and, to be accurate in my response.

As I noted in my opening remarks of this Forum that "Magical Ingredients" that produce "Magical Results", most obviously, must be very expensive!

The perfluoropolyether lubricant is NOT volatile, nor would it be "carried" with the rapid evaporation of the perfluoroalkanes included in the product and compromises the vast majority of material of the "so called preservative".  The minute level incorporated in the claimed "preservative"  would not be able to be detected by you with your microscope.  I doubt that even @ljgerens  would be able to detect its' existence with his Electron Microscope.  But, I would not know that for certain, only he can accurately respond.  I am basing my statement  based on very similar compositions, and arriving at my statement to you founded on that particular knowledge.

Wizzzard