@tvrgeek ...."...I can relate, man..." ;)
Some mornings, your eyes open and flashback to an alt surreality with a desire to spend the day with this on the car tunes, windows down, and frighten the kids with yourself playing this obscenely Loud.....
Personally, I've never descended to this level of crud underfoot (hate face-planting on mystery muck) but can remember those who did in their wasted youth...