Good morning from the Disaster Area....
Woke to my semi-consciousness to 'Downtown' by Pet Clark playing cerebrally which devolved into one of the endless parodies I've giggled at....
This being one that works for this site:
May I suggest that
With that big screen tv set,
You should also own--S'rround Sound
I'm tellin' ya' Hector
To that HD projector
Adds the perfect tone--S'rround Sound
Such realistic gunfire through your woofer, Man, it's heaven!
Neighbors call the cops, report an Ak fourty seven
Don't turn it down..
The whole house is shakin' now
But, just forget all your trebles, and crank up the bass
Y'got S'rround Sound, audio's great with your
S'rround Sound--Vibrating walls occur
S'rround Sound--what a lease breaker for you
Movie enchantment, it's the perfect enhancement
For those DVD's--S'rround Sound
Impress your friends, and show what magic transcends
From these technologies--S'rround Sound
If you're wife gets pissed off and she threatens with divorcin'
Tell the bitch, "Get Lost!" you're watchin' "Citizen Kane" with Orson
Lovin' that sound..
The whole house is shakin' now
But, just forget all your trebles, and crank up that bass
Y'got S'rround Sound, Jet planes sound great with your
S'rround Sound--thunder is thunder-er
S'rround Sound--what a home wrecker for you!