"you must be sure that the cable anti wear out oil was made from the same snake oil that caused the cable to be so special in the first place"
This is old and inaccurate information! I have developed a special elixir which will replenish the di in all dielectrics (except Cardas of course). The best part is that it can be applied externally on the cable jacket. It's special properties allow it to be matriculate through the outer covering where it is completely absorbed by the di in the dielectric. After 100 to 200 hours, Dan's Di Elixir will restore your cable to be better than new condition. How you ask? Because now it is fully broken in and contains my special oils and patent pending sonic mineral additives. This elixir enhances the blackness level of all cables (except Cardas of course) by improving their di chi characteristics.
Your cables not only have better insulation characteristics, but enhanced the ability to fend of nasty RFI and EMI attacks that can ruin the aural enjoyment of your music. The sound will appear to come out of nowhere. You'll be amazed at how this will enhance your system grounding capabilities - it will appear to be on steroids with no residual noise level what-so-ever. This works by improving the conduction of your cable's shielding (except Cardas or course). After applying the elixir it will have near superconductor properties. How can Dan's Di Elixir enhance the insulating properties of the dielectric and enhance the conductive properties of the cable shield? That, my friends is what makes my elixir so unique in the audio world!
Of course, Dan's Di Elixir comes in a solid burl wood hand made box. Fair pricing practices were followed in paying for the wood and only local native labor was used in the manufacturing process. The box is stunning and wood is a necessary ingredient in keeping the elixir active and stable for up to 6 full months. For an additional price your initials can be inscribed and mounted on the box. Far from being a frivolous extra, your initials help target the solution for your system. In essence, the elixir now "knows" exactly where to go. It's a handsome addition to any audiophile system and you can display it proudly.
Regular treatments are a must, especially for older cables (those in service over 18 months). Therefore, I offer a subscription service. Today, and today only for all AudiogoN members, I'll sell you my elixir for only $20,000. And this is not for just one cable. No, it's enough for all your cables, no matter how big your virtual system. Impressed? Amazed? There's more, because I'll throw in a free 1 year subscription so you can keep your Di and Shield in tip top operating condition. Inky blackness, velvety highs, crystal clear mids: these will all be restored to as new condition (assuming your cable isn't more than 15 years old. I mean at some point you just have to buy new cables, eh).
Finally for you skeptics, this elixir even works on cables with air dielectrics and twisted pair wiring with no shielding (except Cardas of course). How? You'll have to order it to find out, but it absolutely will. It's just that amazing of a product!
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