Best way to run in your Cable Elevators?

He's havin' a laff.

The earlier thread was funny in an Andy Kaufman sort of way. Now you're trying too hard.

I am pretty sure I have developed the best method for burning in my cable elevators. First I attach a small hook like the kind you use for hanging ornaments on the Christmas Tree. Then using an extra long telescoping pole I hang the cable elevators from power lines in my neighborhood. Birds sometimes leave a little residue on the cable elevators while they are hanging there, but that only helps to seal in the break in goodness. I recommend giving them a good 3 to 4 months for the full treatment and to accumulate enough seal material to help the break in last. I used to locate underground utilities and line up my cable elevators across the lawn above the power lines, but the neighbors dog was providing too much seal material, so I had to come up with a new method.

A psychiatrist can give the best answer to your question.
The diagnosis is somewhat similar to a Gambling Compulsive Disorder and it's treatable. The result of treatment is AMAZING! It removes thoughts of cable elevators, aftermarket fuses and other unnecessary expencive tweaks from audio-hobby leaving only an ability and desire to listen to music.

I DISCLAIM not to begin any fight or any kind of disrespect to the poster(s) and only try to help with mutually beneficial referrals to specialists, researchers, therapists AND health advocates dealing with this types of problem. Who I do wish to fight is manufacturers and marketting media that destroys multiple mindsets and mentalities by first depleting substantially their market and second bringing them to justice. To get more information about details of newly developing psychological experimental program, please drop me a note. I assure that patients will not be introduced to any experimental medication and only will go through the conversational and phsychotherapeutical procedures.

Wow, the original post is either a put-on or that member is seriously deluded. 10k for cable elevators? Yeah, right...

-RW-

Mike 60,
If you're joking, it's embarassing. If you're serious, it's just sad.