Best Audio Related Story (or joke).

MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time.
When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. She goes over and whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet, and finally hacks it another five feet.

She looks up at the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,

'I guess all those f..king lessons I took over the winter didn't help.'

One of the men immediately responds,

'Well, there you have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'

He never even had a chance to duck...

Not hi-fi.................

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12 !!!

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,


"Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

How many Teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 12. Have a problem with that?

How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb>? 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to drink to make the room spin.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny.

How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's OK. I will sit in the dark.

Let's go multimedia, here's an audio related classic from Not The Nine O' Clock News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSINO6MKtco

A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars.
The judge asked "First offender?"
She replied, "No, first a Gibson, second a Fender"