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If your System can Speak

What would your system say about you if it can speak? Would it reveal the silliest thing(s) you've done while listening to it? What is/are those silliest thing(s) you've done while listening to your system? Keep it clean guys and girls...if you can ;).

My system would say, "stop playing that Diana Krall's new CD". (j/k).
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glen
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Funny stuff! How about - I'm finally warmed up and your sorry butt is falling asleep!

My H/T system would say. Hello Hello you bought me. I'm right here. Turn me on; use me. I'm bored.

Admittedly I've been listening to a lot of music lately
garfish
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"I'm a $45K 'nose in the air' audiophile system, and YOU'RE playing JERRY LEE LEWIS through my high strung private parts all the time???....Puhleeeesssee". Cheers. Craig
gumbydammit
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Uh, I am now bored of all the same equipment in me for all this time.
I know you have been to the stores and have not found more pleasing sound, but I am bored. I need new friends.
Could you at least get me a stylus or a new D/A for xmas???
cornfedboy
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"i'm afraid, dave......... dave........... daisy..... daisy....................givvvve............. meeeeee................................."

-cfb
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albertporter
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"Would you please ask visitors to stop fingering my grill cloth, they could poke out a membrane."

"Sure I crackle every so often. If you had over ten thousand volts running across your face you would crackle too."

"No lady, I am a pair of high end speakers not room dividers."

"Yes UPS driver, I am better than Bose."
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