You know you're an audiophile if--

Your mother-in-law volunteers at the local thrift store, and calls you when a new batch of Lp's come in.

Stopped at the thrift store today. Picked up eleven like new LP's for $2.75. A quarter each!

You buy an album and clean, then play, the sides in numerical order.

Your are at a hot strip club with the boys and they are drunk, rowdy and ogling.
Meanwhile you sit back and close your eyes simply enjoying the music. Later you
remark
- I think that was the original version of "The Stripper" recorded by David Rose
& his Orchestra in 1958.

Shadorne: Keep these responses. They are worth gold to the right entertainer.