You know you're an audiophile if--

When house hunting, the highest priority is checking out every room for its suitability to accomodate your audio system. Sure your family matters too, but...

You simply cannot relax in your music room without being tormented with thoughts such as: "Can we raise the ceiling? What if the room were just 3 feet wider" Geez, why didn't I take the time to run those cables under the floor? This lighting sucks! and on and on it goes.

Rather than have expensive dental surgery, you just have your tooth pulled so that you can buy an expensive power cord.
You'd have to be NUTS to do that.
Let me introduce myself. I'm Nuts.

And collectively the room full of toothless Audiogoners respond: "Hi Nuts"

Hey, I figure I'll, probably, lose all my teeth, one day, anyway, so what the hell.
I may be crazy. But, I'm not stupid. Maybe I should be a Fox news anchor.