You know you're an audiophile if--

...even Joachim Phoenix thinks you're nuts.

You can't get off a merry-go-round.

You plan your vacations with special stops to Audio Stores and Audio related stuff.

I took the Wife for a trip through Tennessee starting at Memphis. Surprise, Memphis just happens to be the place where Eggleston Works is located. Eggleston Works is the factory that made my Andra 2 speakers.
It sure was a nice tour of the facility. Oh, the rest of Memphis and Elvis's mansion was ok.

You upgrade interconnects, and find yourself checking the Audiogon interconnects auctions/classifieds that same evening.

Paid $50 for a fuse.