You know you're an audiophile if--

as galsworthy wrote , i'm sure you have no clue to who he is, the word can be used as a a plea for help. fits you perfectly. go find some customer service

Uh-oh....
Train wreck a-comin'
Alert the trauma team!

You know you're an audiophile...When you pursue the highest fidelity possible within your budget.

Go find some Customer Service in PC Audio-now THAT was
funny! I got one, how about if I look for some CONVENIENCE
to go with that Customer Service? How about if I look for
some Customer Service from a PC Audio Manufacturer RATHER than from another PC Audio Customer? Your killing me-Hotmailjbc! Who says that PC Audio Lunatics have no sense of humor? "Take my Wife, my PC Audio Customer Service, and loads of my own Money-PLEASE"! I will even pay PC Audio
Manufacturer to take all of them off of my hands, because I am a Loony Toons PC Audio Lunatic! I will arbitrate any
Labor dispute negotiations, any takers? I make such a good
Defense Attorney, I will even go to Jail with you for a
very-very-very long time! I promise!

You know you're an audiophile, when you save every month for your next upgrade...and think every night on which pieces of gear to buy.