You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
vermonter
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You can confidently give advise on components that you never owned, or a technology that you have not used.

And people take it.

And your advise works!!
You purchase the used Jaguar over the New Bentley because of the Meridian sound system. LOL
... You can dial your favorite suppliers phone numbers by heart but not your spouses cell phone....