song title that is memorable


"Alligator, do not stop on tracks" from the Grateful Deads's 2nd lp has always been one of my favorite song titles. it always struck me as humourous (and unlikely), and represented a song on which they stretched musically.
anyone else have any titles that have proven memorable to them?
tagyerit
One that comes to mind is from the Kansas "Leftoverture" LP from the mid-70's... Part of a big instrumental number called:

"Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat"

Interesting, to say the least.
I'm not sure if it's the title, but Albert Collin's, while singing the blues, reminds his woman that 'a good fool is hard to find.'