"must have" accessories for TT and LP?

Must haves that are missed on this listing:

1 Refridgerator for cartridge and cable storage
2. F1 motorcycle at hand for quick compressed air errand
3. Vibrator w/tuff side of velcro glued for stlyus cleanings
4. 45 adapter for those gaping center hole records
5. Iron running @480 cycles for straightening humped and warped albums
6. British Crown jewels to remove pops and ticks
7. Steroscope glasses for groove inspections & times when I get too anal with my tweezers
8. 3D glasses for the best parts of Mr Roboto
9. Pink insulation for ears while Mr Roboto plays
10.Frisbee press for farged up vinyl that the iron couldn't fix

There is no approval time for this thread, but I could been less rude for sure.

I like and use:

Decca Brush
Gruv-Glide
Ring Mat
Record Clamp

Not a lot of buck$ invested and I get great sound, ease of use and very economical.

Happy Listening

Ohlala, I agree

Disc Doctor cleaning fuid is supposed to be the best.I make a home brew given to me by one of the engineers atVP.Empty out 1 Gal of distilled watter into a bowl or two.Add I pint rubbing alcohol into jug.The add 2-3 DROPS of clear dish liquid (rember the "clear" product craze a few years ago?Evrything including clear cola!):ast 2-3 drops of Kodak Photoflow which is a chemical which breaks down fluids (any fuid including plian water) surface tension therby making it flow across surface more easily.Works great.Wheras I haven't used Disc Dr. I have used Tourumat fluid with my VPI 16.5 vaccum machine.Seemed to soften pops on beaters.But the single mostimportant accessory is the LAST record preservative.Again the chief tech at VPI said it this way "I don't sell it so make nothing out of recommnding it.But I wouldn't go without it.Folks bring me LP's at shows where wqe demo our machines and when they use a cleaner to get rid of residue from the release compounds off the LP than just clean it with water and use the LAST preservative ,well I have heard Lp's with 500 plays that sound like they have been played 10 times!!!!"It's expensive when you look at what the price per Oz. is but is one of the very few TRUE bargains in this overpriced hobby.Oh yeah don't forget your VPI Rice paper Sleeves!!!lastly I have myeye out for very fine sand paper to clean styli with as the one thing that does make me nervous is that fluid cleaner could loosen the bond between cantaliever and needle and I don't want it to "creep" up the assmembly and gunk up my coils.
Cheers!
Chazzbo