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Latest marketing hype for a new (name witheld to protect the guilty) HTIB product.

The XXXX Home Theater System boasts the tinniest high-end speakers in the world! The M6 speaker is housed in 100% zinc-alloy (not plastic); giving it the needed weight to handle high volumes with clarity and depth eliminating any noticeable distortion. The egg-shape of the speaker provides the perfect environment for sound to resonate and bounce out to the room rather than having sound waves get lost in the corners as they do in box shaped speakers.

Wouldn't want those sound waves to get lost, now would you. 'course you could get them their own GPS to find their way out. And is that tiniest or tinniest? LOL.
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rx8man
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Suck, suck, suck, (I hear the mud guppies suckin up)
I'll buy a rope bridge Pete, if you cross it first !
You'll see me standing on the other end with a propane torch !!
HAAA !!!!
slappy
903 posts
 
Marco, you had me laughing so hard i better go check my drawers
jax2
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Chris - don't worry, at least those stains will come out in the wash! Happy T-day dude!

Marco
jotam
17 posts
 
You don't understand. Substitute a few words and the meaning is crystal-clear.

"The egg-shape of the AD-PERSON head provides the perfect environment for INSANITY to resonate and bounce out to the room rather than having BRAIN waves get lost in the VACCUM as they do in AD-XPERT shaped skulls".

See, told you ... LOL
stevenkc
49 posts
 
There is no marketing big wig in the audio manufacturing world. The big wigs work elsewhere. It's the small time marketers with a non related degree who make this s%$t up.

Anyway, I'm going back to the room to try my new interconnect with DBS on my world renowned wave radio/cd and see what happens. I was told by the ad that it'll do magic. My friend from Circuit City seems to agree...

Yeah...
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