Machina Dynamica

Posted by geoffkait (M) on January 23, 2013 at 14:20:08
Machina Dynamica.
Obtain a roll of adhesive-backed copper tape, width 1/2 inch. It can be either conductive or non-conductive adhesive. Adhesive-backed copper tape is available at Amazon and eBay, Radio Shack might carry it, who knows. Cut the copper tape into 1" x 1/2" rectangles - one rectangle for every window pane or glass door in the house or apartment. Attach one copper rectangle to each glass window and glass door. The copper rectangle can be placed anywhere on the glass, upper corner or otherwise out of view is OK. Be sure and attach a copper rectangle to glass in all rooms of the house or apt.

In Reply to: RE: My suggestion is posted by geoffkait on January 28, 2013 at 16:12:14
Seeing is that most of your potential customers peruse these forums You would have to be nuts to think anyone would now go and pay you to cut the little copper pieces for them ..after reading this thread.

this one is funny,,And I thought pet rocks were dumb...
Idiot Tax: $39.00 to $159.00 each
Ok these are literally rocks in a bag. What possible explanation could they have?
Brilliant Pebbles addresses specific resonance control and RFI/EMI absorption problems associated with audio electronics, speakers and cables, as well as acoustic wave problems associated with the listening room boundaries and the 3-dimensional space within the boundaries. The fundamental operating principle of Brilliant Pebbles involves a number of atomic mechanisms in the crystals.
Here’s a different explanation: YOU ARE SELLING TINY ROCKS FOR $159 A BAG!
Also, your web page looks like it was made in 1994 by a sixth-grader. Your so-called “white paper” is made up of half bad science and half the unintelligible rantings of a crazy man. Surely no one buys this crap from you, right? Right??
Wrong!
“Nothing in my experience compares to the improvements your products make. Before your products, this reference system was more than revealing enough to allow virtually every design change we make in our products audible. I believe that THAT ability of the system has now been enhanced at least a full order of magnitude.” – Brad, Revelation Audio Labs, July 2007
Well, if you learn anything from this article, at least you learned not to go to Revelation Audio Labs.
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M Lex 15 says:
April 25, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Who the fuck is behind this blog? Do you have any fucking sense of humor at all? Do you not realize Machina Dynamica is a humor site and these products are jokes?

Good luck with your shitty blog.

admin says:
April 25, 2009 at 6:24 pm
I wish that were true. But no, Machina Dynamica is a real site, not a joke.

http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/0/286/RipOff0286484.htm

Monkey Migraine says:
April 30, 2009 at 8:10 am
Amazing. The sad part is that someone is buying these. The problem with “audio enhancement” is that it’s all relative. Short of technical analysis, how could anyone prove something does or doesn’t “sound better?” If I paid four hundred bucks for some rocks to improve my sound, I’m going to want to believe the sound is better. Suckers are born every minute.

Mike says:
December 2, 2009 at 11:27 am
I actually think that Machina Dynamica is a joke site, and the ripoff report replies by the guy at MD certainly seem like long winded practical jokes. Enjoy the blog, but fairly certain these are very much so just pokes are companies like Monster who product $80 cables that you could buy for $1.85.

Stereo5,The above post are just some info I found online.There is also some info if you do a search in the archives.Hope that helps.

Raytheprinter,
The only thing I will take issue with is that Ripoff Report is owned by a convicted criminal named Ed Magedson. If you Google him you'll find a lot of interesting material.

Csontos,
It looks like Geoffkait has gotten it a few times here. You might want to call it multi-touche-ed. Can you keep track of this count for us, as well? Thanks.