How to thwart cats


A question for cat owners: I just had to send my BAT VK-300x integrated amp back to BAT for what I assumed was a warranty repair after having it for 3 months--it had begun spitting out white noise and then sent sparks out the top grill. It turns out in fact that it was full of cat hair and--putting it as discreetly as possible--other cat-related material, which had caused it to short out. The cats have long used my audio gear as a sort of large, centrally heated cat bed, but those days have now ended. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to keep cats off your gear?

I keep the VK in a rack , with about 4" of clearance from the shelf above--it would be easy enough to add a piece of nonresonant material underneath it to reduce the clearance and thereby catproof it, but I'm wondering about the other components too.

Any thoughts? And no, throttling the cat responsible is not an option.
bradgregg
My cat, a beautiful and ebullient Maine Coon, once jumped up on one of my small towers, and knocked it over. I picked the tower up, then picked the cat up, and let her again place her paws on the tower, at which point I doused her repeatedly with a squirt bottle. I have *never* had stereo trouble with her again. This is a striking fact, since the animal runs the house, and this is the *only* "rule" she observes. I think she must recognize, at some catty level, that I am serious about this in a way I am not serious about, say, the kitchen counters. I guess this is a longwinded testimonial to (well aimed) squirt power . . .

John
Audphile1
Your story reminds me of this guy in Vegas who thought he was cool walking around with his Parrot on his shoulder. He didn't know that the bird had crapped down the left side of his back.
Brad
If they aren't "Show" cats and you live in a house, put them outside when you're not home.
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