Lie you told your wife to buy equipment?

Me? Lie about equipment? Never!

But...Ask your wife about the new dress she brings home in the dry cleaning bag: "oh, this old thing...I've had it for ages!!!"

...or the sale that never happened (the red magic marker through the price tag to simulate a sale)

...we're not the only team playing the game : )

LOL!!!

I don't lie, I only tell the truth, ....but not the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

One good tactic is to tell her you buy stuff and sell stuff so it all evens out in the end moneywise. In reality, it doesn't if you're upgrading.

If you can get away with having a separate bank account, for internet transactions, not only can this provide some financial protection, it can be used to to quietly process other transctions.

Of course, this is all hypothetical. I would NEVER do these things. At least, I don't think I would. As I get older my memory isn't what it used to be.

Then again, you could also just stay single.

Honey, I sold that amp and bought this one and made a profit!
LOL

I don't lie to my wife about audio equipment purchases because I have enough to do keeping track of the lies I tell her so I can see my girlfriend.

I don't need to lie. My Wife of 21 years and I have a deal. All my overtime money is mine, which in turn is spent on stereo related equipment. She's a keeper!