Dusting tube amp

A french maid may not initially understand hifi equipment maintenance.... and I would not be opposed to providing some hands on training. Purely educationally speaking.

Latex catsuit... Ah, Julie Newmar (!!), in case anyone remembers (but if you're of the right age, how could you forget?). Thank you, Elizabeth.

08-21-11: Isochronism
Swamp, we'll assume in such a scenario, you will be playing the pool boy given your propensity of donning speedos:)

Excellent observation, Isochronism. Unfortunately, you and I know Swampwalker's odd fashion choices all too well.

You better sit down before I tell you about the Swamp's latest indescretion. OK, ready? Here it is: He's been spotted around town lately wearing a French maid's oufit. He told me he likes it because he can integrate the speedo with it so well. He also said he just needs to pass his "Prancing and Mincing" class and he'll finally (after 12 years)get his degree from Cabana Boy college.

What's next with this guy?

Oops, the antecedent to my note has gone... so, um, never mind (or supply your own, I guess).