Your music system is an instrument.

Which end Boa?

Which end Boa?

Depends on whether it's pleasure or maintenance.

...my Sonicare is a butt plug.

Slap that puppy on a wooden base and you've got yourself a vibrating Perch™! I think we'll have ourselves a new and imroved version! I'll need to do some R&D, but I like the way you think, Howard. We'll talk about your royalties once the product is released. Any ideas for a new name? How about "Anal-B"?!

Marco

Perhaps the Sonicare Chute Brush ?

Any ideas for a new name? How about "Anal-B"?!

That killed me, Marco!

Here's another for the suggestion box: Colonicare.