THE EXCITING SOCIAL LIFE OF HI FI SNOB
Hi Fi snob got married at 23
Hi Fi Snob has never set foot in a club because he got married at 23
Hi Fi Snob will (very occasionally, say every five years) go to a rock concert but afterwards will brag more to his friends about his back-stage pass than the vibe.
Hi Fi Snob thinks he is too old to go to concerts or clubs because he just turned 24
Hi Fi Snob has never been young. He has done "old people" stuff since his teens.
Instead of going out dancing on a Saturday night Hi Fi snob prefers to sit on the sofa bobbing his head from side to side to Carly Simon.
Hi Fi Snob criticizes people over 25 for going out to clubs suggesting they are "trying to relive their youth"
Hi Fi Snob taps a police officer on the shoulder at the Niel Young concert and says "look officer - I just saw that guy smoking a joint."
Hi Fi Snob tells his kids "Don't get me wrong, I too was a wild partier back in the day"
Hi Fi Snob puts his hand in the back pocket of his neatly pressed trousers to find a business card, then pushes his tie (emblazoned with Stanford logos) to the side to dig in one of the two little pockets of his knit cardigan.
He finally pulls out out a business card and says "hey young fellow, if you want to listen to some real music from the 70s call me up. There will be wine and cheese......it's gonna be absolutely craaaaazy"
Hi Fi Snob loves to sit on the sofa listening to John Denver while playing with Rubic's Cube, because just like him..........it's SQUARE.