Van Halen or Van Hagar

but god help me if Michael Anthony isn't the most boring bass player on record.

Van Halen! I
"I don't feel tardy"

I'm always amazed at how many people don't seem to pay attention to Fair Warning.

Ask most musicians who study Van Halen closely, and they'll tell you that Fair Warning was where they were absolutely on fire - especially Eddie.

The first album is great, of course, but I'd take Fair Warning first no matter what.

Ain't Talkin' 'bout Hagar

'Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love' - best VH song. Ever.

Neither.