Worst Name for A Piece of Equipment


There is a CD player with a good reputation that goes by the name fog. I don't think any audiophile would want a CD player to sound foggy. What other names do you know which are a contradiction in terms or are simply unpleasant sounding.
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I'm afraid to ask, Entrope, but what does Uranus do?

Joe, you crack me up!
Boa2, I know the answer to that..........

I'm afraid to ask, Entrope, but what does Uranus do?

It's where you find Klingons