King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

sarcher30 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 596 posts 10-07-2012 at 06:53am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete 657-5309
tpreaves Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,682 posts 10-07-2012 at 01:03pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete That would be 867-5309.
sarcher30 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 596 posts 10-07-2012 at 04:57pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Right. Wasn't quite sure I had it right. :)
raks Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 468 posts 10-08-2012 at 12:13pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Soooooo my four year old Granddaughter says Grandpa what do you do if an elephant sits on your friends I said I dont know what would you do she replies get new friends.
martykl Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 3,578 posts 10-09-2012 at 05:57pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete The investigating officer said, "Well Mr Jones, we've determined that your wife's death was caused by a golf ball striking her head, which is consistent with your explanation of an errant tee shot, but we don't understand why we found a second ball lodged in her ass. Can you explain that?" "That was my mulligan."