King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

syntax Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,193 posts 12-09-2012 at 01:28pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete We''ll hire only the best writers.
csontos OP Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,311 posts 12-09-2012 at 07:09pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete Ain it da trut
isochronism Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,893 posts 12-10-2012 at 12:03am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste! - Rodney Dangerfield
br3098 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 971 posts 12-14-2012 at 06:46am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite Dangerfield joke: In my town we had an ugly girl. So ugly that when two men broke into her apartment one night, she yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"
almarg Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 9,670 posts 12-14-2012 at 02:48pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite statement ever from a political campaign. George Romney, while campaigning in 1968 for the Republican nomination for President of the United States: I didn't say I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear. :-) Regards, -- Al