King of the one liners

If you guys and gals care to participate, this can't help but be a fun thread. I'll start with a joke: An Irishman walks out of a bar... That's it.

csontos09-27-2012 3:23pm

isochronism Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 2,893 posts 12-10-2012 at 12:03am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste! - Rodney Dangerfield
br3098 Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 997 posts 12-14-2012 at 06:46am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite Dangerfield joke: In my town we had an ugly girl. So ugly that when two men broke into her apartment one night, she yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!"
almarg Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 9,670 posts 12-14-2012 at 02:48pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete My favorite statement ever from a political campaign. George Romney, while campaigning in 1968 for the Republican nomination for President of the United States: I didn't say I didn't say it. I said that I didn't say that I said it. I want to make that very clear. :-) Regards, -- Al
mrmitch Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 359 posts 12-16-2012 at 09:34pm Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete A baby seal walks into a club.........
gpgr4blu Details Discussions Posts This discussion Message User 1,094 posts 12-17-2012 at 03:16am Copy Comment URL Report Comment Edit Delete 2 peanuts are walking down the street. One's a salted. Horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks: Why the long face?