My system has a narraw sounstage, lacks dynamics.


Hello everyone! My system is lacking that wide soundstage and high and low frequency extension. The voices and instruments sound unnatural. I'm wondering if I spray some sonic tonic on my doors, windows and refrigerator, if that will improve my systems shortcomings. Also, the lamp cord in my guest bedroom is untreated.
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Leave it plugged in but disconnect it from the lamp base. Lick the copper ends at the same time. You'll be shocked at the difference!
NO! NO! NO!- when your clever clock says it's 6:66, it's time to spray the sonic tonic on the flying saucers on your windows, so that Geoff can telepathically upgrade your system!!!!

Stardate 56784.03- After a long and frustrating search, we have found no intelligent life on Planet Machina Dynamica. And my feet are killing me. Those dumb little f@#$ing pebbles keep getting in my shoes and the bulls@#t is waist deep. Beam me up, Scotty.
@B limo- Do you mean bad, or do you mean BADDDD? Besides, it's all in good fun, and Geoff is laughing all the way to the bank!!!
Unless you start with a fresh rewire of your entire house with hopital grade outlets, wire and panels, your probably just wasting your time.