And now for something completely different....

Where do I get one?

I bought one very similar off E-Bay and presented it to a local analog shop owner. He used it as a gag display piece for some time. After awhile, he understandably tired of the "I hear the Lexus model provides an expanded sound stage", and such as that..... ;)

I guess linear tracking is outta the question.

How bout a Cobra Mustang ?

But how do you adjust the VTA? ;>}

Found One: $120!!!
I don't find it that amuzing....
http://www.htfr.com/more-info/?catno=MR70235