if you're reading this then you already know...

With the internet and the "copy/paste" feature no ad has to go wanting for informtion.

Who is to lazy to copy & paste?

Following some of the opinions in this thread, an ideal ad (grammar/spelling errors intentional)
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Component ABC

If your looking at this you alredy know what it is.

Sorry, no pix available, dno't have camara. Has a few nick on top and front and usual wear but not so bad

Lowballers will be castrated will a dull rock.
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I like your approach to lowballers especially the pun of low"ball"ers being castrated.

I thought I was the only one who used the rock, but I use it on Hitchhikers :)

Egad and gadzooks...ladies and gentlemen...children of all ages...this is the most colossal and stupendous...the most fantastic and amazing electronic device since Mister Edison invented the light bulb!!!! It will play the powerful and bombastic marches of John Philip Sousa, as well as the bird like fragility of a Jenny Lind Aria!

There is only one of these available for the most knowledgeable buyer...an aficionado of auditory delights, so act now...be the lucky and discriminating buyer and show that you are indeed a person of distinction and of the most ethereal taste. Questions need not be asked as this golden marvel of electronic circuitry will, indeed, answer any questions of its superiority all by itself!!!!