1 million dollar speaker made by Kharma

Albertasteve - I bet this joke is a real old one since I imagine they take a while to get from the US to NZ, but here goes. Bill dies, and for his sins gets to go to hell - but wait its full. But because Bill is so deserving, the devil decides to make room by kicking someone out and that Bill should get to choose who. So the devil takes Bill to the first room where George B Snr is being boiled in oil - and Bill decides George should stay. And he also decides Newt should stay when he sees him tied to the ground and being nibbled at by rats. In the third room Bill finds Mr Stark chained to the wall with Monica kneeled in front of him. Bill perks up at this point and suggests to the devil that he feels he can handle this kind of punishment - to which the devil responds "OK Monica, you're out of here."

Redkiwi-- if you were an American, that joke would be an itsy bit irreverant, but as you're not, it's funny as hell :-). Cheers. Craig.

Monica enters a newly constructed dry cleaning establishment, places her dress on the counter and looks across at the employee. Unaware that the attendant is hard of hearing, points at a spot on her gown and asks, "Will you be able to get this stain out with one try?" The attendant replies "Come again?" To which Monica replies, "No, its only Mayonnaise this time."

KILLER FUNNY, ALBERT!!! I need to get a database of those!

I think we should all agree to grow up by at least using our usual posting names, not a made up one passing as a slam. And, while I'd be happy to poke fun at $50M mansions and people who buy $1M toys merely to impress their friends, it wouldn't be about A/V, so I'll pass.