1 million dollar speaker made by Kharma

Redkiwi-- if you were an American, that joke would be an itsy bit irreverant, but as you're not, it's funny as hell :-). Cheers. Craig.

Monica enters a newly constructed dry cleaning establishment, places her dress on the counter and looks across at the employee. Unaware that the attendant is hard of hearing, points at a spot on her gown and asks, "Will you be able to get this stain out with one try?" The attendant replies "Come again?" To which Monica replies, "No, its only Mayonnaise this time."

KILLER FUNNY, ALBERT!!! I need to get a database of those!

I think we should all agree to grow up by at least using our usual posting names, not a made up one passing as a slam. And, while I'd be happy to poke fun at $50M mansions and people who buy $1M toys merely to impress their friends, it wouldn't be about A/V, so I'll pass.

The drivers must cost $100K each! Right?