Audiophiles are older than dirt

Someone sent this to me recently. If you remember number 16..... then you are older than dirt.

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about.
Ratings at the bottom.
1. Blackjack chewing gum
2.Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3. Candy cigarettes
4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7. Party lines on the telephone
8 Newsreels before the movie
9. P.F. Flyers
10. Butch wax
11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and
were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were
only 3 channels... [if you were fortunate])
12. Peashooters
13. Howdy Doody
14. 45 RPM records
15. S& H green stamps
16. Hi-fi's
17. Metal ice trays with lever
18. Mimeograph paper
19. Blue flashbulb
20. Packards
21. Roller skate keys
22. Cork popguns
23. Drive-ins
24. Studebakers
25. Wash tub wringers

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age
If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt!

I wonder what it means if you read posts on Audiogon that are titled;

"What is Hi-Fi", "How is mid-fi defined", "Hearing tests, where and how", "I need help with a Dual 1291 that rumbles", "New stereo trend", "Tubes and moisture", "TT sounds so bad, I cringe", "Real audiophiles dont like remotes", "Who needs a MM cartridge type when we have MC", "What did you own in the 60s?", "Vacuum tube chess set", "Aging technology verse inevitably aging ears", and this lollapaloozer "An audiophile goal" and finally "Farewell my friends".

Yeah, we are all older than dirt!

If the first 100db suck, why continue?

We had guys running around our small town in eastern PA selling soft pretzels for 5, 10 or 25 cents a bag.

They parked out in front of the elementary school at lunchtime when I was a kid.
racing our own 1/24th scale slot cars on the huge 8 lane track at my hometown hobby shop.
I don't feel older than dirt, but I remember everything on the list and 99% of all else that has been mentioned here.
For extra credit: who played Clarabell on Howdy Doody and what were the only words spoken by Clarabell?
Answer: Bob Keeshan aka Captain Kangaroo. And, on the very last Howdy Doody show, Clarabell looked into the camera with tears in his eyes and said "Goodbye kids"
ok ok I guess I have been around for awhiile.
Woodman: Kind of sad, really.

Our hometown bowling alley used "pin boys" behind the lanes to reset the pins - by hand!
I was at the Red Sea when they dyed it red, I was at the Dead Sea when it died; I even went to the funereal. I remember all of that stuff.