Would you like to buy a kidney? I got a fresh pair on ice. The problem is they are still attached to the guy in the freezer. You get a discount on multiple organs. The only thing different is they had sex reassignment. They went with "Gender Neutral" certain parts are not available. We accept Pay Pal there is a 3% fee though..
We are also looking for YOU. If you're down on your luck, the wife has left you and the kids are all strung out on huffin' glue. We can help you out, with what we like to call "Options". We can have that money to you before they put in that last staple.
We are an equal opportunity employer.