It just seems fishy that both speakers have the same damage.
Reminds me of when I go to x-ray some guys hands. Both hands. Broken bones. "How'd you do that?" I ask. Meaning the left one.
"Punched a telephone pole." (!)
"Okay," I say, "How'd you break the other one?"
"Hit it again."
Some of us, however average we may be in every other way, nevertheless operate at truly exceptional levels of stupidity.
And this guy, not content to break one, goes ahead and breaks the next one the same way, to then turn around and blame it on someone else? And act like they think anyone would actually believe such an unbelievably preposterous story?
We're talking Gold Medal Stupid here.