Help my speakers are farting,,,,


I have a pair of mono tube amps hooked up to my speakers, and according to my girlfriend they are making farting noises, which I have to concur with, I do have a cheater plug installed, which took care of the hum, so I haven`t a clue as to why the noises, This is something that just started, there been no changes to my system, please help,
dabears1983
This thread is the greatest thing that happened to me all day.

Speaking of farting, tomorrow im getting the H pipe replaced with an X pipe with 3 inch exhaust catback straightpipes with chrome tips on my 2004 Mustang GT. No Mufflers baby.

Its gonna be so goddamn loud i can fart with my girl in the car all i want, all i gota do is rev the engine each time i feel like relaxing. LOL
Light a match in front of your speaker. If the resulting flame front exceeds a foot in length, it's time to investigate your upstream components. RFI [Rancid Fart Interference] may be at the root of it.

Slappy, you must eat a very natural diet, if just a loud car is enough to mask your intestinal emissions. Mustangs smel...er, sound goooood!
Your Girlfriend isn't by some chance Britney Smears? Was she listening to her "Oops I Farted Again" song from her cd album "Another Stinker", on your system? ;0)~

If not CLICK on Britney Smears Music Video "LINK" Below.......

P.S. Gunbei, Forget the RFI, BEWARE of the SBD!

http://www.farts.com/discussions/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=000009
In general, unlike us guys women have amazing bodily control when their significant others are present. It's funny when they get too relaxed and "forget" we're there and crank one out hillbilly style. "That came out out of you baby?"
Sounds like your speakers may be bloated in the bass or have port "wind noises".
Hey all, what is the exact resonance frequency and frequency response of most farts?