"Paragraphic Frequalizer"...
I had a wine customer walk in one day looking for a really good Cabaret Sauvignon.
I asked "like the Liza Minnelli movie" and he replied "exactly".
I replied "we have a few in various price ranges, but they are all good wines".
I showed him a few cab's in the $5-$50 price range noting that I drank a $10 one @ home (2nd label for a killer CA Vineyard and this was in the early 90's - 1990 vintage had just arrived).
At that point my wife walked up to ask me a non-work question (we worked in the same store for 6 months, or so, before I, as a new hire, was promoted and transferred due to us being married).
He asked "was that your wife" and I replied "yes, she's great isn't she" and he asked "does she drink it" to which I replied "no, she doesn't drink alcohol, but she married me".
He purchased the $10 bottle with a smile on his face.
DeKay