How many amps do you own?

@pd3: Nothing succeeds like excess!

I have a number of items across the board and I would like to swap them around to see effect. The big problem I have, is that would involve the usual excessive swearing, dripping sweat and highly raised blood pressure in moving them around in racks and inserting cables and plugs and sockets in impossible to reach places. For example, I have knocked over and broken at least 3 times an expensive lamp that I thought I could squeeze past each time, thinking each time my great care was going to be sufficient.
BUT .. these things are inanimate objects that have an agenda! They have a built in psyche to cause you as much distress as possible! If they can catch you finger they will - if  they can get you to fall over whilst bending round impossible corners .. they will! 
Ooh ... can we have a revolutionary system that tames these wild totally selfish sodding blocks of metal.
And it has taken me months to get over that slipped disc moving my Kell 250.
I think we need another thread of "damage inflicted upon us by inanimate objects"!! 
Teach them a lesson, I say ...

Two modified Threshold T-50's, Forte 6, and a Bryston SST2. All four amps are used in my system. 

this is like individual opening remarks for group therapy for audio luneys.