Jokes of and about audiophiles


We mostly take us very seriously. Being passionate about something is an earnest undertaking. Why not some comic relief then? I just wonder, if there are any audiophile jokes in existence, like say, those about viola players amongst musicians. Jokes about, against, from audiophilia? If not, how about some creative writing and inventing? We should laugh more, I find and a bit of selfirony can be very relaxing und is hence good for hearing acuity.
detlof
How do you keep an audiophile in suspense for 24 hours?

-I'll tell you tomorrow.
Let me elevate this thread:

Two audio experts, one from Circuit City and one from Bose, are walking down the street. They notice, over on a porch, a dog licking his "privates." The Circuit City guy laments to his buddy, "Man, I wish I could do that." The Bose man replies, "I do too, but I'm afraid he might bite me!" [:)]
Hey guys:..... I'm kinda sensitive;can ya knock it off?I get enough "input" elsewhere,without getting my ridicule here.....Going back to listen to my Boze "Limited Edition Mark vii System".
Why did the amplifier hum?

Answer: It didn't know the words.
(Hey, this was an actual answer to a recent Audiogon post)
Detlof; thanks for the thread, I enjoyed the humor of all the posts-- gave everybody +1/+1 votes-- except Eddie got a +2/+2 for an incredibly funny "take" on our sometimes goofy hobby. Craig