2. misc-audio
  3. 1135912680

The best audiophile "gag" gift for X-Mas

My dear friend and fellow audiophile bought for me the remarkable, " Intelligent Chip CD Upgrade Device", from Machina Dynamica for my X-Mas present. Well, we all gathered around the sweet spot in front of the old high-end system, put in the demo CD in the transport, put the, " Intelligent Chip" on top of the transport for the recommended 2 to 3 seconds, and absolutely NOTHING happened regarding the sonics in any way! But, boy did we all crack up and had the best laugh on X-Mas day. Now, we had 9 more upgrades left in the, "Intelligent Chip", so if first you don't succeed try, try again. We did and again NOTHING happened except more howls of laughter and good cheer. Well, we decided that the, "Intelligent Chip", was adding as much improvement to the sonics of the system as (Un)Intelligent Design Theory is adding to the scientific explanation of the development/diversity of life on our planet. Both, are just a bunch of .... you fill in the blank, but for the $16.00 the dumb chip cost it was the best gag gift I have ever recieved on X-Mas.
teajay
jax2
3,031 posts
 
Hey Albert, the link was to the poster child, sure enough the real deal....But, here's the actual product. You even get a free coin purse to save up your allowance for the next tweakeroo too!! I'm sure you know Fred was one of the original Intelligent Design men himelf, and if you act right now, with your purchase of six boxes to treat your entire system and then some, you'll get a free "What Would Fred Do?" bumper sticker with a heat-resistant adhesive backing for application on the face of Class A high-powered amplifiers. That's right, now you can show your audiophile buddies what you're really made of every single time you show off your system!

Marco
snook2's avatar
snook2
626 posts
 
Did you allow the "Intelligent Chip" to break -in? Any responsible dealer should have told you that it needs 40000000000000 hours to sound its best. Maybe yours wasn't cryogenically treated. I am waiting for the upgrade at a higher price.
bpwalsh
1,202 posts
 
Snake oil :-)
papertrail
186 posts
 
Ray, I wanted a memory stick; he gave me a pen. :)
cdc
1,785 posts
 
Alright Unclejeff, and it's cheap than the Intelligent chip Gag Gift to boot.

Johnmcelfresh and Albertporter LOL, stereo IS my religion.
My link to the belief thing was just an interesting collolary that believing can make something really exist - or something like that. BTY, it wasn't a jab at cables making a sonic difference. They do IMHO.
More to discover