What's your worst excuse for an upgrade

I need longer/ shorter cables;might as well get better ones??--- My best audio buddy Rick Jones just got the new ---; gotta keep up with the Jonses?? They just keep making better and better; I always know they have me in mind??------I just read in the forums my piece blows,big time;can't be letting that happen ,now can we??--- Oh, and lets not forget my new higher credit limit;with .000 for 9 years---Can't be wasting that kind of offer,now can we??

I can always sell it for almost as much as I paid for it.

The Spinal Tap reasoning: The new piece is an 11 - 1 better than a 10.

I need to compare two components to see which one is better. To the wife: I can always sell it if we need to on Agon - I won't lose that much.

Hemmoroids...

I had to buy the pre-amp with a remote honey, it hurt too much to get up and change the volume...

It has blue lights...