Why can’t “Side A” and “Side B” be a bigger font?!?!

Although the majority of records don't technically have a "first side" and a "second side", there are certainly some that do, such as symphonies and operas.

You could buy small adhesive coloured dots and place one on the first side.

No problem, streaming is here, no two sides and the album photos can be enlarged on your iPad while playing. 

Get reading glasses.

First World problem solved.