worse entertainer or performer of all time??


I would like to try something new or at least get away from what TT or amp should I pick type of posting.I am wondering from many of my fellow Audiogoners what performer past and present made you say to yourself WHO TOLD THIS PERSON THEY HAD SERIOUS TALENT. My pick would be for the moment Jennifer Lopez. I just have no idea how in the world she got where she is today. I guess just good luck and the exceptance of mediocrity. Please this posting was not meant to insult anyones musical taste.
schipo
07-25-11: Qdrone
Tiny Tim.

Blasphemy !!!!!!!! You are hereby doomed to the eternal damnation of Kenny G. and Michael Bolton !!!!!!!!
One more...

Shaquille O'Neil. Ever hear him talk? His singing's even worse.

I remember around the time he made an album, there were a couple of basketball guys making albums. The dinger from Digital Underground had a great quote in Sports Illustrated - "These guys deserve a recording contract as much as I deserve an NBA contract."

Then again, none of those guys or the ones in my previous post would have gotten a recording contract had it not been for their celebrity status, so it's not really fair to the original intent of the thread I guess.

I wasn't truly old enough to appreciate Yoko's heyday, so I can't truly dog her out. She's got to be the best of the worst though.

My pick - the "No-talent ass-clown" Micheal Bolton.
I don't know what some of you guys got against J-Lo. She is HOT and can dance. Ok singing wise her voice doesn't have the best range and I remember one live performance it was obvious she was lip-syncing but still I would say she can entertain and perform with some of best pop starlets out there. If some of you don't like J-Lo I'm scared to know your thoughts about Ke$ha. That is one horrible singer.

I know this isn't a musical performer but acting wise the worst of all time to me has to be David Caruso.

My wife watches CSI Miami and I just CRINGE every time I hear him say his lines. I have to leave the room. It is always the same the hands go to the hips as he flips up his jacket and that gravelly harsh sounding voice starts speaking. The tone is the same even when his character is trying to be compassionate. Ugh! I liked him in King of New York but I guess that was because he barely spoke at all.
I’m feeling real ambivalence about this submission, seeing as she pretty much launched me into puberty. But based strictly on talent and performance as skills, and not, well,...eh-hem... you know; I’m reluctantly nominating Joey Heatherton. (I still love you Joey!)