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Saw this article about buying your own  power pole and transformer.  Guess this ups the dedication bar until the Signature pole comes out.
http://online.wsj.com/articles/a-gift-for-music-lovers-who-have-it-all-a-personal-utility-pole-14711...
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You simply must wait for the Signature version. All the glaring problems with the original version are completely and perfectly fixed.

It also comes with a new proprietary quantum entangled, photon blocking insulator that prevents light and squirrels from interfering with the sound while simultaneously guiding the electron wave functions towards even ordered resonance. New proprietary cross section prevents the wind from disturbing the enjoyment either.

Further, with a Google account, you'll be able to trade in your original pole and transformer by just pointing and clicking at it on the satellite view for a modest surcharge.
OP, Thanks for sharing.  Can you imagine your own utility pole...I can hardly wait.