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Saw this article about buying your own  power pole and transformer.  Guess this ups the dedication bar until the Signature pole comes out.
http://online.wsj.com/articles/a-gift-for-music-lovers-who-have-it-all-a-personal-utility-pole-14711...
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You simply must wait for the Signature version. All the glaring problems with the original version are completely and perfectly fixed.

It also comes with a new proprietary quantum entangled, photon blocking insulator that prevents light and squirrels from interfering with the sound while simultaneously guiding the electron wave functions towards even ordered resonance. New proprietary cross section prevents the wind from disturbing the enjoyment either.

Further, with a Google account, you'll be able to trade in your original pole and transformer by just pointing and clicking at it on the satellite view for a modest surcharge.
OP, Thanks for sharing.  Can you imagine your own utility pole...I can hardly wait. 
How the transformer is mounted to the pole, the material of the pole--wood v metal and if wood, what type of wood, plus the type of cable from the transformer down stream all make a difference. I have my eye on a pole up the road with three 250 kWA transformers mounted to it. The weight of them has bent the pole. Nearby is the new Tappan Zee bridge construction project as well. The transformer/switching room was brought in on two overwide load 18 wheelers and assembled like a modular home. It has substantial cooling units and is very robust. Security does give me the eye when i walk by en route to the gym, because I seem to be fascinated by this stuff. (The 750kWa bundle has nothing to do with the bridge, I think it feeds some condominium units on the waterfront, I don't know how much power the bridge system is getting fed, but I'm sure it is substantial).