You know you're an audiophile if--


You just got a pair of speakers you can barely move yourself (inverse proportionality with age probably too)

The first house you bought cost less than your current stereo investment (ditto)

You have boxes of cables with which you don't know what to do
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you say out loud stroking your tube amp, "Isn't SHE beautiful! SHE never complains."...in front of your girlfriend.
given all of the myriad options available to you on the Internet, you are on an 'audio chat group' at past midnight. And think some of the pictures of gear are really, really fun to look at.
you rule out certain homes, while house-hunting, purely on the basis that they can't accommodate the needs of your system. (Non-Fiction).
I have a friend that dreamed he turned into a rather large 300b tube. He, my friends, is an audiophile.
02-16-13: Brownsfan
I have a friend that dreamed he turned into a rather large 300b tube. He, my friends, is an audiophile

No, thats an acid fiend !!!!!!!