I have just hired Nate (NRCHY) as my manager/spokesman. He may speak for me anytime. Right now he is doing my taxes and laundry so I will file these antidotes to the venom flying around this thread myself.
What do you call a doublebass (DB) player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a DB player?
A pizza can feed a family.
What do you ask a DB player in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
What do you call a DB player on your front porch?
The pizza delivery guy.
What do you call a DB player with a beeper?
An optimist.
A DB player goes to the optometrist and the doc says "You really need to stop masterbating." The DB player, worried, asks "why...am I going blind?" "No" says the doc, "but you are distrubing everyone in the waiting room."
There's more where these came from...
What do you call a doublebass (DB) player without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a DB player?
A pizza can feed a family.
What do you ask a DB player in a suit?
Will the defendant please rise.
What do you call a DB player on your front porch?
The pizza delivery guy.
What do you call a DB player with a beeper?
An optimist.
A DB player goes to the optometrist and the doc says "You really need to stop masterbating." The DB player, worried, asks "why...am I going blind?" "No" says the doc, "but you are distrubing everyone in the waiting room."
There's more where these came from...